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Whenever I Find a Centipede in My Abode…

29 Sep
Starship Troopers, Directed by Paul Verhoeven. Produced by TriStar Pictures and Touchstone Pictures. See you're credited. Now please don't sue me. Thanks.

Starship Troopers–director: Paul Verhoeven; producers: Jon Davison and Alan Marshall; screenwriter: Edward Neumeier; production companies: TriStar Pictures and Touchstone Pictures. See? You’re all credited. Now please don’t sue me. Thanks.

HAST THOU SEEN HIM?

THE WHITE CENTIPEDE

I. W. Taber - Moby Dick - edition: Charles Scribner's Sons, New York

I. W. Taber – Moby Dick – edition: Charles Scribner’s Sons, New York

Moby Dick

16 Jun

This right here is a watertight argument against intelligent design. No compassionate, all powerful being would allow such a wretched, twisted creature to pollute the earth with its hideous countenance. If I were a bug (of the non-creep  variety, like an aphid) and had to deal with these leg-hording bastards up close, I would just give up and leave the car running in the garage. Fuck it. Goodbye, Cruel World. I would be too wearied by such utter disgust, fear and relentless nihilism at the sight of such obnoxious little reminders of a cold, indifferent universe to do anything else. But, hey! I am not an aphid. So, fuck a centipede. I squash them like it ain’t no thing but a chicken wing. Yet still, there is one rather large centipede I have seen lurking about my washroom, eluding my wrath…taunting me.

The White Centipede. Hast thou seen him?

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