INT. DAY TIME TALK SHOW SET – DAY
Jennifer Lopez (JL) and INTERVIEWER sit facing one another, each at a one quarter turn from the audience.
Interviewer: So, are you still Jenny from the block?
JL: Yes.
Interviewer: No, but really.
JL: Yes, for sure!
Interviewer: I don’t believe you.
JL: I’m still the same person.
Interviewer: And I still don’t believe you.
JL: Are you serious?
Interviewer: Why wouldn’t I be?
JL: For real?
Interviewer: You’re not still Jenny from the block. Just aren’t.
JL: Okay,this is ridiculous. Who am I then? If I’m not Jennifer, who am I?!
Interview: You’re a giant beetle.
JL: What!? No, I’m no…
JL looks at herself. She is a six-legged arthropod with a shiny black carapace covering her wings. She is indeed a beetle.
KAFKAED!
(For hackneyed seo purposes: Existential Crisis)