Permanent Stack Ranking — An Inspirational Speech

4 Sep

“Hello everyone. At this staff meeting, I’d just like to remind everyone—and this is coming from me both as the CEO and as a man—that here at Globex, you’re not just employees, but also numbers on the wrong side of the accounting books. Expenses. Liabilities just waiting to be neutralized.

“Moving forward, I want you all to remember that. And work–nay–live in constant fear. Fear of me. Fear of Globex. Fear of each other.

“Thank you. And I hope you all burn in hell.”

Thunderous applause.

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