Cancelled Infomercial Script

9 Aug

Can’t concentrate?

Feeling tired and worn out at work?

Is your boss giving you grief? Are your co-workers frustrating you?

Don’t you just HATE your job?

Then…

How do you think I feel? I’m an infomercial narrator! Christ!

*sigh* *chortled crying*

I was going to be an actor once.

But they said my voice was just too damn persuasive…

*Full on crying*

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