The Most Efficient Joke in the World and Other Stuff

26 Jul

Knock knock. Who’s there? Yo’ mama–who is so fat she blocked the chicken from crossing the street to get to the other side, which a man was walking down before walking into a bar with a rabbi and a priest.

Because of its economy and efficiency this is the most popular joke in Germany.

Just joking! They don’t have jokes in Germany.

Ich bin nicht Deutsch, but I can still say this because I’m Canadian and I live in Canada far away from Germany.

Also, if I was to receive backlash for such a joke, I’d just say I was American and let the Yanks take the blame.

Many nice Americans say that they’re Canadians when traveling to avoid anti-American sentiment. I wonder, do asshole Canadians claim that they’re Americans when travelling to tarnish the reputation of our southern neighbors?

So how do you tell the difference between a Canadian and an American then?

You can’t.

Both nationalities are actually invisible, “To Barack Obama who doesn’t care about the little guy and is constantly working day in, day out to destroy the American way of life in order to make way for the NWO!” say tinfoil hat-wearing bunker-dwellers who think that the government is operating some sort of all-reaching clandestine operation to collect your personal information into a giant database while carrying on secret wars with flying killer robots.


4 Responses to “The Most Efficient Joke in the World and Other Stuff”

  1. Michelle July 26, 2013 at 5:57 pm #

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  2. honeydidyouseethat August 5, 2013 at 7:39 pm #

    There is a German Comedian, (I think that is all there is, one) who makes fun of Germans. His name is Henning Wehn. Quite funny. Also, lived in Malaysia. You could hear the clicks on the phones when the Govt. was listening in.

  3. Memes August 6, 2013 at 11:10 am #

    Very Interesting! It isn’t easy to find quality stuff.

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