Archive | April, 2013

Goats That Scream like Humans Are Flabbergasting

6 Apr


Certain faiths hold that when people die they are reincarnated. What you’re reincarnated into depends on your karma or your actions in your past life. According to such beliefs, then, these are not goats, but sentient, feeling beings trapped in goat bodies, in their own personal hells. I find that much more entertaining because I am a bad person. Maybe one day I will be a goat. Karma.

Is an Apple Equivalent to a 6-Pack of Beer in Calories?

6 Apr

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No. It’s an apple. Jesus Christ, live a little.

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