Comic Sans PSA

9 Oct

Did you know that every day at least 100 office workers in North America are forced to endure comic sans. To add to this already outrageous suffering, these poor people are also obliged to listen to many of their coworkers’ inane, fossilized jokes.

There is no cure. But we can still help carve a path for these people.

By telling at least one person a day to STFU, together we can create a better tomorrow where sickeningly chipper small-talk can do no more harm. Just think of a brighter future where people didn’t contrive some thousand year old joke that they have used as many in times in some flaccid, piss poor attempt at what could only be a vapid and pointless interaction.

Start today by telling someone to STFU.

DISCLAIMER: Don’t actually do this. This post is a joke. Although this may be painfully obvious to some, others (who probably use comic sans) may not get it. To these people I say: I am not instructing you to instigate conflict. The economy is already in bad shape; yelling obsceneties at your colleagues (if you’re lucky enough to have colleagues) will hurt your employment prospects–even if you’re self-employed and work alone because yelling “STFU! STFU!” to yourself is bad for your health.

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2 Responses to “Comic Sans PSA”

  1. Carl D'Agostino October 18, 2012 at 3:10 pm #

    This simple cartoon art is my style too.

  2. Josh Manning October 23, 2012 at 4:06 am #

    Disclaimer paragraph makes this joke. Yo dawg, I heard you liked office humor, so I made an office joke about office humour in said style.

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