1. Lifestyle
Q: Why do people smoke?
A: Because cigarettes are like candy: delicious and fun.
2. Economics
Q: Why is that man sleeping on the street?
A: Because he likes sleeping on the street. If he didn’t like it, he would get a job and buy a bed. It’s his choice. Remember that. And don’t let his tears fool you.
3. Empathy
Q: Why does my mommy drink wine so much?
A: Because of you.
4. Tolerance and Acceptance
Q: My friend Timmy’s favourite colour is blue, but I like green. Which colour is best?
A: Your colour is best. In fact, don’t ever mix the colours. Keep the blues with the blues and the greens with the greens. It’s only natural.
5. Morals
Q: Will my doggy go to heaven?
A: No, dogs have puppies out of wedlock and, therefore, burn in hell for eternity along with your friend Timmy’s mother. By the way, do you have her number?
The Counterfeit Columnist 
I like your answers. I wonder, what answers might you have when the child asks you about sex and marriage?
Well, I ask myself, “what would Jesus do?” And I am left to conclude: no and no on both counts.
I think Google would have more answers. I always ask, “What Would Google Say To Do?”
Reblogged this on The Last Of The Millenniums.
That’s funny stuff, I’m still laughing. And thanks for dropping by my little site, cheers.
Thanks and no problem!
see “Fatherisms by carl d’agostino”-google. Not trying to promote myself on your blog so delete just thought you’d enjoy same theme stuff.