Moby Dick

16 Jun

This right here is a watertight argument against intelligent design. No compassionate, all powerful being would allow such a wretched, twisted creature to pollute the earth with its hideous countenance. If I were a bug (of the non-creep  variety, like an aphid) and had to deal with these leg-hording bastards up close, I would just give up and leave the car running in the garage. Fuck it. Goodbye, Cruel World. I would be too wearied by such utter disgust, fear and relentless nihilism at the sight of such obnoxious little reminders of a cold, indifferent universe to do anything else. But, hey! I am not an aphid. So, fuck a centipede. I squash them like it ain’t no thing but a chicken wing. Yet still, there is one rather large centipede I have seen lurking about my washroom, eluding my wrath…taunting me.

The White Centipede. Hast thou seen him?

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5 Responses to “Moby Dick”

  1. eca August 20, 2012 at 4:32 am #

    Those are actually the most beneficial insects a person can have in their home.

  2. JWB August 23, 2012 at 5:04 am #

    I think he’s taunting you on purpose, you know, wants to push the envelope. I mean really, if we communicate, I know they do, at least with others of their kind. I can only imagine, how they feel. Lol..

  3. IzaakMak August 26, 2012 at 5:37 pm #

    Beneficial or not, things like that totally creep me out! 😯

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